- 1500’s–Nudist Natives live la-la-la-like in Bay Area Nirvana
- 1542—-Aspiring Conquistador Juan Rodriguez Cabrillo blows by Bay
- 1579—-Pirate (not yet Sir) Francis Drake plugs holes in his Hind at Point Reyes
- 1595—-His ship sinks, spices up Drake’s Bay, then Sebastian Cermeno paddles back to Acapulco
- 1597—-Non-plussed Natives yawn, resume civilized customs, until return of stinky death-cult barbarians–two centuries later
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September 13, 2007 at 5:07 am
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